Everyone knows that DC is dangerous due to roving Segway gangs. These helmeted hooligans harass everyone, running over toes and beating up cops. They're about to storm the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Library. Bookworms beware!
These guys put their cars in the dryer for far too long and they shrank!
I suppose they're getting ready for the St Patrick's Day parade. Looks like they're Kena Shriners (?) but they're not wearing funny hats, just driving little cars.